But then the Internet went out for almost three days. Boo.
Part of me was riled up. I was missing e-mails! Facebook messages! Urgent tweets! OK, so there's no such thing in my life as an urgent tweet. But still—I was out of the loop, and I didn't like it. It's fine when I'm on vacation, but when I'm at home with things to do? Not cool.
|Me, unplugged. Probably. Cows are cool, right?|
And then, of course, something came to mind to Google.
When you need to Google something and you can't, it's like an itch you can't scratch. Ugh. So annoying. I almost called friends and said, "Hey, can you please look this up for me? I can't go another moment without this crucial information!"
But, you know, I probably could. And I did. And now I don't even remember what I wanted to Google.
Now that I have my Internet back, I'm feeling a little punchy. Woohoo! Internet! Google! Yay! So I'm going to do a little giveaway for you.
And I do mean little. But still worthwhile!
I'm giving away a $10 gift card to Amazon.com! And I want your answer this question:
Is this silly? Yes. Funny? Could be. That's up to you! I am aware that Jesus is all-knowing, but maybe he'd find a need to Google something. I don't know. Use your imagination!
Responses will be judged by an impartial 3rd party with a great sense of humor. I promise. I know several. Winner will be announced next week, so get your entry in by Sunday at 7pm!