Does anyone like cancer? I would assume not. Maybe the Jerkface does. What a jerky jerkface.
Why would the Jerkface like it? Cancer does more than harm bodies. It shakes faith. It turns people against God. It breaks hearts. All things Satan loves.
And things that I hate.
Cancer is awful. It took my mother at a young age. It took her father and her uncle. It took my grandmother. I'm always looking over my shoulder waiting for it to sneak up on me. That's no way to live!
If you have a dog in this fight (and most of us do), I'm accepting donations on behalf of the American Cancer Society. I'm trying to raise $500 myself, and our goal as a team is $5,000. We'll get as close as we can!
Please click here to donate at my official American Cancer Society site. Thanks in advance for wiping away the Jerkface's smile.